Piggy eyes but that’s too easy. For starters, try,

The President’s Elvis hair, much like the Chinesey he’s squaring up against,

Length as in Presley’s comeback TV special (1968).


There’s pantomime of Gary Cooper’s bootlace resolve – you wish

Often the Mighty O made of thumb and forefinger: pursing his lips – but not,

Touch of the Midnight Cowboy that Clever Susan would have to Tag as Camp.


Maybe Donald J. is hardly describable this way. Likely it’s not

How his features open out to say, I do declare.

Instead their constitution is the closing of the century


This time refusing America’s Fate Again, of ‘manifest destiny’.

America First, he’s repeating, meaning

At last America is just…America; nothing more.